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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rosie eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛

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