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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Daisy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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