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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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