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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rt Hon Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡

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