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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Miss Stink eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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