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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Mrs Stink eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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