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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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