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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Charlie eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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