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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Weasley eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺

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