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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗

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