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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Hermoine eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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