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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁

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