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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Worf eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍

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