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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Bob eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁

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