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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗

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