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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pug 🐶 Rex eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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