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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁

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