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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Maya eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯

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