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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Oscar eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗

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