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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Rocky eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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