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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Jelly eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊

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