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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺

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