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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Millie eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗

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