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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet pony 🐴 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a warthog 🐗

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