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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Loki eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁

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