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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jelly eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊

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