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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Jenkins eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗

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