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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Maggie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗

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