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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Toby eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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