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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Frodo eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻

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