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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet guinea pig 🇬🇳 Kirk eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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