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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Izzy eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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