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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Missy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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