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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Peanut eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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