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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Yoda eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃

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