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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Thor eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a lion 🦁 a crocodile 🐊 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛

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