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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Widget eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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