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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ziggy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁

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