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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊
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