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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏

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