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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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