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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃

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