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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗

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