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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet monkey 🐒 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛
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