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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺

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