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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Sugar eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗

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