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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Roxy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗

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