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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Princess eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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