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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Izzy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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