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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Izzy eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏

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