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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Ginger eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍

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