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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Minnie eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗

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