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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Maya eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍

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