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Pet death

My step-auntie Gertrude had their beloved pet rock ⚫️ Pepper eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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